does what it says on the tin

- me (with my arm pinned, 127 Hours-style, behind the couch): Ah! Help! My arm! I need your help! It's stuck behind the couch and it really hurts! Can you please help?!?
- husband (looks up from watching a movie): ...
- me: *finally yanks arm free*
- husband: *cocks eyebrow*
- me: Gee, thanks for your assistance! The next time my head is on fire, I'll be sure to call you!
- husband: I didn't know you needed help.
- me: It began with "Help! I need help!"
Posted 6 months ago

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Tags: ah me, married life, le sigh, it was really funny as soon as it was over, but at the time i'm not going to lie, i was panicked, it was like 'nam back there, i thought i was going to have to coyote ugly my way out,
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